Dear God:

I wonder if you would make it possible for me to win in the next drawing for the Mega Millions Lottery. I don’t need to win the whole shebang; one or two million would suffice. If you aren’t amenable to that, perhaps you’d fix things so I’d somehow win the “$5,000 every week for the rest of your life!” sweepstakes currently being advertised by PCH. If none of that is possible, will you make certain people in my life act like they’ve got sense so the urge to run screaming to another life stops overwhelming me? I’d be ever so grateful.

Please and thank you,

Lisa G. Riley
Author
Chicago, IL
U.S.A.
North America
Earth